I stole cheese off Dad’s plate when he left the room.

This is Chewie. I once again caught her eating poop out of the cat littler. She will most likely want to lick my face immediately after.

“We ate 3 lbs of beef jerky in 10 minutes”.

The fiancée and I were out to run and errand and when we returned there was a demolished 3 lb. bag of been jerky.

From left to right: Marley, Mya, Maddie

My name is Mabel. My Mom is very angry because I ate one of her favourite shoes!!

I eat entire starfish that my parents bring back from Hawaii.

Coltrane ate the internet cable, which not only knocked out our service, but apparently caused interference for the entire block. Comcast had to shut down everyone’s internet until we could get the cable replaced.

I ate the Game of Thrones DVD

I ate the birdseed now I poop granola bars.

Brooklyn here is 11 weeks old and the queen of the household already. My mom decided to put her makeup on with me in the bed…

This is my 2-year old lab, Orion. I took him to a vet when he had an upset tummy and I guess he couldn’t hold it. Also, when we got there, he ran away and it took myself, a friend, and 2 assistants to catch him. P.S, he wasn’t sick. Just a little dehydrated. Which costed me 2 hours and $250 dollars.