“I ruined the iPad charger when I went cow tipping. No Shame” The cow statue that was on the kitchen counter when I left, ended up on the living room floor along with the iPad charger when I came home. Clearly it was a fun day for him.

Even though we think our fence is Sam proof…it is obviously not. Sam keeps finding a way out of the fence no matter how we try to “Sam proof” it…just call her Houdini!

“I pooped in front of the church, while a wedding was taking place” – Muffin

I have a bad habit of peeing on my front legs!

Hi, my name is Hank. I break expensive things when I run through the house. I also smile at inappropriate times.

My parents just washed this comforter the night before…So I decided to shed like a maniac in my sleep!

As we were preparing dinner last night, our rescue dog ‘Gunner’ stole a $20 porterhouse steak off of our counter.

Matilda the rescue has some bad bedtime habits

This pitbull puppy doesn’t like his friends being covered up. That includes collars, which he helpfully removes (destroys) with his teeth!