“I have a sore throat.” Sir Lancelot knocked over a trash can in an effort to get my cough drop wrappers from the night before.
Sore Throat
I Ate My Dog Shaming Book
I pulled my Dog Shaming book down off the coffee table and ate it.
I’m Lucky I’m Cute
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
How Cavalier of you!
I received a “time out” in doggy day care for getting too “friendly” with the other dogs in my play group.
The Time Out Report says “Milo received a time out during the PM play session for humping”
The Taste-Test Conclusion: Needs more Drool
I heard voices from the floor next to my chair. Oh no, my dog activated Siri from biting through my heavy duty phone case and cracked the glass!!
Siri? How Do I Dog?
Leo is a Catahoula pup who just turned one.
He is a good boy. He gets so excited to be out
side that he pee’s all over him self. Guess he’s
not a big boy yet. Leo is a wonderful addition
to our family. We love our Catahoula!
🙂
Urgentcare? But the Lab’s Right HERE!!
I got mad when mom took dad to urgent care and left me home alone, so I “redecorated.”
The Loofast and the Furriest
This is the fourth loofa I’ve destroyed. Sorry, not sorry.
Ruby
The Acorn Doesn’t Fall far From the Tree
We didn’t think we could get another dog who could find things to eat, but we did. Fish food is a favourite, even though it is tucked in the closet.
Triple Piddle Threat
Bandit, Bella and Flicka wearing their respective signs that read, “I Got a Bath…Because…I Peed on my Brother.”
