I somehow manage to squish myself under furniture and then bark until my parents come rescue me. It’s fun!!
-Desmond
Itty Bitty Little Living Space
A Study in Brown
I had explosive diarrhea on Mom’s favorite vintage coffee table. Not next to it, not beneath it, but on top of it. If Mom weren’t so busy being horrified she might be a little impressed.
– Disgustingly yours, Sherlock.
And the Oscar for ‘Best Behaved Dog’ Goes to…
Not Oscar.
My Mommies took me to “Good Manners for Shy Dogs” class and I bit my teacher. Twice.
Busted Barfing Beagle
I know my dog isn’t alone in this, but I still just don’t understand why they do this. He eats his own vomit if we don’t clean it up fast enough!
Phoebe the shoelace lovin’ dog
Phoebe loves her some shoe laces!
Defiance, personified.
I looked my human sister in the eye, lifted my leg and peed on her bed.
I Can’t Hop Myself
I can’t help myself! Must pee on everything, including bunny bun bun!
I bark and bark and bark…
Tippy, the Papillon/Poodle mix, confessing to barking: “I bark, and bark, and bark some more, and bark, and bark, and bark, and stop for a second or two, and then bark some more, and just keep barking, until Mommy yells at me!
Wet Alarm Clock
Little 9 lb Gemma likes to wake me up every morning to go bye bye at 6 AM. Her routine consists of jumping on me, wagging her tail, giving me head butts and then sneezing in my eye while I pet her. Every. Single. Morning.
Dare-devil
Came home from work and there was a note on the door from my neighbour saying she had my adorable puppy who she found on the roof…. No joke….
