I’m Rico. I like to steal things from the dirty laundry basket and stash them in my bed. I then pretend to be puzzled as to how they got there.
Why don’t you collect something normal, like rocks or tennis balls?
He must have learned that from daddy!
My name is Neeko Bear Paw and I sneak in my Mom and Dad’s bathroom and lift my leg on their toilet. Not the inside, the outside! I will do it again and again if they leave the door open. I am really not sorry.
Molly the Stinky Boston Terrier
I’m so stinky, my cat brother won’t even come near me. No one wants to cuddle me!
If you don’t like my Peaches baby, why do you shake my tree?
My name is Peaches. I was flirting with the neighbors’ mangy beagle next door, and I got fleas. My mom had to rub me down with coconut oil to suffocate the fleas. I am ashamed.
Xena: Feather Pillow Princess!
Xena’s owners say: “We heard the noise from the living room and went to investigate. We walked in on this and as I scolded her, she gave me a,” Okay, but did you make it snow?” look. She has no shame. When she was done, she just jumped off the bed like it was no one’s business, tracking little white feathers as she went. She is the epitome of spoiled rotten.”
I poop in protest
I pooped in the lobby at the vet today
Give the dog a hand!
“Plastic” Surgery needed for this American Girl Doll!
Who controls the game controllers?
Lucy, that is not what “button mashing” means!
Father Jack steals from the hungry
The corned beef was too irresistible. My 4-year perfect record wasn’t worth it anymore. Now my family is hungry, but I’m not.
(Signed with a paw print) Father Jack
Note from family: He’ll be moved to another parish over this.
Winnie Shows Her Gratitude
Today, against his better judgement, my human let me out of the crate for a crazy run. I was so happy that I ran once around the room and then jumped up on the bed so I could pee all over it. What made this extra fun for everyone was that there was a house showing that afternoon.
