Maggie went through the trash tonight while her mommy was at work and decided she would gleefully eat an old ear of corn. She may seem ashamed but provided the opportunity she will unashamedly do it again.
Insert ‘corn’y pun here
The Great Detective
“I found out Victoria’s Secret… Love, Brindy”
Tea for two?
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
Still Wearing Litter Crumbs
You can’t turn your back for a second.
Having a baby? Not impressed…
Romeo is not happy for new moms to-be (though he is ashamed). Or maybe he’s just not into baby showers…
I Found Your Underwear
Look, I found your underwear… that I’d hidden. Clyde loves to sneak into our bedroom and steal underwear and socks – she’s obsessed!
Couch accessory
I am SO not supposed to be here, and I know it.
Vader’s first Shaming
This is considered by some to be a delicacy
Naughty Beast
Oh naughty Beast, the sign is already torn to shreds on the floor.
Sign reads: My name is Beast and I can’t stop scratching Mama and Papas nice, new things! I’m lucky they love me so much!
She has no shame.
I Ate an Entire Bag of Basil
I love fresh market basil…got my hands on an entire bag!
