“I like to steal shoes when no one is home and hide them in my crate or outside.” – Bessie
Bessie gets anxious when I’m not home and repeatedly steals my slippers and shoes. I have found them in various places through out the house, but most of the time they are in her crate or out on the back porch. It’s usually only my shoes, but occasionally she steals my husband’s and my daughter’s. She doesn’t chew them, just takes them.
I tripped my mom and broke her leg the week before we had to move. My dad is not happy with me.
Hi,
My name is Lenny and I like to lick wax out of peoples ears!
Mommy is a teacher and I ate her homework-papers that’s he needed to grade. The kids will LOVE you me!!!
Gunther (ˈgo͝ontər):
German for I poop behind couches
Ellie’s papa had bought her a nice gift from his holidays in South Africa. It took only two days for destructo dog to tear it apart. Don’t let that head tilt fool you!
Sign reads: “This is how I treat souvenirs from South Africa – Ellie”
In a moment of spectacular irony, I destroyed the dogshaming book.
I figured out how to get peanut butter out of the cabinet, hid the jar in my bed and then ate it sneakily when nobody was paying attention. – Levi
Siri waits until I leave the room to scope the counter for food, her brother snitched on her, and my sight froze her.
We were working on not chewing everything up and she was doing great she had a 5 day streak going on and I thought she was over the chewing stage, until she ate her adoption papers. I had to write the shelter I got her from for new ones they thought it was funny.
