Somebody likes Peanut Butter!
Counter Surfer
Fart-alert!
I wake up and bark when my owner farts…it scares me!!
Little dog, big personality
My name is Quincey. I attacked a 120 lb. Mastiff. I scared him so badly he cried and peed all over the floor! I am only 6 lbs and I only have 2 teeth left! Mommy was embarrassed. I was proud!
Tripod Construction Co.
Cupcake is an exceptional hole digger. Despite missing a front leg, she can do significant damage. I shudder to think what she might be capable of with four legs. Regardless, she defends our home and loves us like the heroine she is.
Sarge in trouble with the sergeants
My wife and I went to church and when we got home we discovered our English Bulldog Sarge had chewed the alarm sensor off the patio door, set the alarm off and the cops came.
I don’t know what smells worse: skunk or little tree air freshener
ProTip:
Even if you “win” a fight w a skunk…you still lose.
Garbage Head
I eat dirty kleenex when no one is looking
I stick my nose…
…in your mouth while you are sleeping.
Bad Lassie
I couldn’t resist!
Beer this dog some patience
Dwight likes to nibble on his brother, Stan, when he is bored. Stan is the only dog that could put up with annoying brother like Dwight.
