Dog Shaming

Zoe, the greatest actress in the dog-world

I lie in the bath and play dead when my human wants me to go out, so it’s too awkward for her to even lift me. I don’t care – bwa ha ha!

Zoe, the bathtub loving pup!

Shiba Survival Tactics

“I utilized my Dog-given rights to scavenge after the dominant predators had eaten. It’s called survival. I feel no shame.”

Loud and Proud

“I bark for no reason….and since I’m deaf I have no idea how loud I am. <3 Aspen” He only has one tone of voice: loud and shrill!

African Grey Shaming?

“IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE”

Howdy Neighbor!

I let myself into peoples homes and scare the heck out of them when they return.

The gift that keeps on giving

I still smell like a skunk, and it’s been 1 month + several baths since “the incident.”

My Mom Found My Stash

Maddie is a 6-year-old Heeler/Pointer mix. Most days, we love that she’s incredibly smart; except when I find a stash of her antibiotics in the yard. We’ll watch her more closely from now on!

” I pretent to swallow my meds; and sneak into the garden to spit them out. My mom just found my stash. I look ashamed, but I’m a Sneaky Liar!”

Welcome Home!

I was so excited when Mommy and Daddy came home from vacation that I broke daddy’s new sunglasses in one chomp. I’m ashamed but at least I look awesome with my new glasses!
-Rocky