I leave for 3 minutes and Doogie thought it’d be a good idea to get his paws (and mouth) on a tissue that I had just 5 minutes prior blown my nose on. He felt left out being the only one in our house not sick.
Cold and Flu Season Excludes Nobody
Instead of Cone of Shame, we Have Door of Shame
I tried to squeeze through a cat door to get to the cat litter for a quick snack and pulled out the door.
Hakuna Matata, it Means YOLO, Right?
I was mad that Mommy and Daddy left me at home to go on a date night so I had my own date with their leftover pizza.
Mulligan’s Inner Princess
“I like to chew on shiny stuff” Mulligan is a well-behaved boy. But when it comes to shiny items that are inadvertently knocked off the counter he cannot resist. He is quick to snag and proceeds to chew apart. Reaffirming our opinion that there is a little bit of a “princess” persona buried within his personality.
I’m Gonna Wrecks It
I’m Wrecks. I got diarrhea from eating bird suet. I pooped a big puddle on the futon in the basement and Mom sat in it. HA HA HA HA HA.
I thought the smell in the basement was coming from the cat box so I sat on the futon to scoop it out. I realized my bottom was wet and cold and stood up to see what the problem was.
Jumping Bean
Dottie helping Mommy at work.
Stop Going to Work!
Callie is a rescue pup who has very bad separation anxiety, hence the need for the veterinarian style crate as she has destroyed all weaker crates! Today she broke the bottom of the crate and proceeded to shred the innocent bag of food that had been laying next to it. Genny, her food loving rescue sister, had a marvellous time until the tummy ache set in later that afternoon.
Signs read “I broke my crate and destroyed a $70 bag of food. NOT SORRY…STOP GOING TO WORK!
I Honestly Don’t Know how big I Really am…
All Febe Buffay wanted to do was play with her neighbour…
Water’Yarfing for the Masses
I chug water and then throw it up….everywhere.
Somebody Better Look at me!
“I tear up pee pads when I feel ignored.” -Tuco
