Punkin learned how to snack on Bunny Turds and dried Earth Worms from her BFF, Molly. They love the day after it rains because there is always delectable treats to be found! Punkin has no shame when she burps her combo turdy-worm breath right in your face! Thanks a lot Molly!
Kritter the old man pug says, “This is not my bed. It’s not even comfy. Not moving.”
He’s determined to sit in the swim towel bucket only because he knows he’s not allowed.
Seamus decided that our curtains are a perfect hammock for him to watch out of the window everyday.
“My name is Summer and I’m a naughty dog. My boyfriend took my collar off… And I helped eat it.”
“My name is Kirby and I’m a naughty dog. I took my girlfriend’s collar off… And then I ate it.”
June loses her mind when it comes to anything with wheels. Be it trucks, bicycles, skateboards, you name it. The worst, however, is when she goes into attack-mode over babies in strollers or people in wheelchairs. It’s not you, it’s your wheels.
“I drag my toys out 1 by 1 and leave them in the kitchen for mom to trip over and fall.” – This is Rowdy. He is a one year old boxer. He loves his toys. All. Of. Them. He must be surrounded by them at all times.
I ate a pound of steak while Dad folded laundry. Dad never folds laundry. Mom is pissed.
“If I sneeze on mom’s food and face while she eats, I will get some. Most of the time I am right. No shame here and I
will do it again soon! Love, Bo”
I peed on the kitchen trash can (and I just went for a walk).
The highlight of this escapade was that Richie looked me right in the eyes as he did it. I suppose it’s my own fault for a) not believing that’s what he was actually about to do, and b) having a kitchen trash can for him to pee on.
“I wake up my parents nearly EVERY night to let me out to potty – I’m so cute, I always get my way!” –Toby
