I stepped in my own poop, came into the house and crawled on the couch and snuggled into the pillows. My Mom was super excited.
Poop Scoop
NO Sauce for you!
But I just ate a whole container of sauce and spicy sausages.
My bum should feel great in the morning.
Sgt. Scrapps Vs. Cesar Milan
“My name is Sgt. Scrapps and I don’t take orders from Cesar.”
I believe that this book contained secrets that our dog didn’t want us to know…
Spider!
My name is Mikey. I’m a brindle 5 yr old Staffy with beautiful eyelashes. Likes: squirrels, belly rubs, garbage, long walks (at sunset preferably). Dislikes: spiders, other dogs, mom and dad leaving me alone. Dog Zodiac Sign: Fruit Bat. Status: Fixed
Bedwetter
“My name is Sasha and I pee on my bed”
Sasha is a rescued 1 year old Husky/Shepherd mix.
He’s my favorite gardener.
Mutter’s Day Contest: Week 4
I was ready in surf gear to go to the beach. Mom made me wear my speedo-I still have tan lines- signed: Elton the embarassed Chi.
Congratulations Angela Laming of Kingston, Ontario! Your submission has earned you the final win for our Mutter’s Day Contest! Keep an eye our for an email from us!
Thanks for all the great entries, everyone! We had so much fun reading them all. If you weren’t one of our winners, you can always buy your own copy of the Dog Shaming book here!
Mutter’s Day Contest: Week 4
Baby: When I puke on the floor, Mom says “Crumb!”…
Bella: …and I come running to help her clean up. She is disgusting! (but I don’t mind)
This is literally the best picture we have out of the 15 we took. The baby tried to eat both signs, Bella barely stayed put because she was too excited about the treats we were holding, and we were laughing too hard. But hey, that’s what Mom gets for being so gross!
Congratulations Kristen Dunn of Round Rock, Texas! Your submission has earned you the second-last win for our Mutter’s Day Contest! Keep an eye our for an email from us!
Thanks for all the great entries, everyone! We had so much fun reading them all. If you weren’t one of our winners, you can always buy your own copy of the Dog Shaming book here!
Air freshener
We just moved to a 3 story townhouse in the suburbs of Virginia and our 4-year-old basset hound, Leo, chose – of all places – to puke directly into the air vent.
I ate the (drum)stick
Caully is an amazingly sweet 3-yr old rescue pup. Had she known Daddy waited 10 years and 30 concerts to FINALLY score a signed drumstick from his favorite band, DMB, she never would have chewed it to pieces. Sorry, Daddy!
