“I like to make everyone think that I’m dying by howling and squealing at 7am but really I just want someone to wake up and play with me!”
Ps. It works!
Play Time, Alarm Time!
Gluten Intolerant
“I pulled the bread off the table and proceeded to smoosh it into tiny pieces instead of just eating it.”
Drake is a 3-year-old Pomeranian rescue and is one of the sweetest pups ever. He does have an attitude when we leave the house, though. One day while my husband and I went to a neighbor’s house, Drake pulled a brand new loaf of bread off the kitchen table and basically just stomped all over it and chewed on the plastic the bread was in.
German Fortune Cookie
While my mom was at class, I decided to counter surf and found her fortune cookies from last night. She thought it was a very fitting fortune.
Naughty List
They stole my 6 and 3 year old’s advent calendar from the kitchen and destroyed it.
The Snorlax is Defeated
Lola, my Morkie, has a thing for chewing up lots of things. Yesterday morning she decided that her dad’s anti-snoring mouthpiece was good enough to chew on. Here is the description:
“I thought dad’s anti-snoring mouthpiece made him sound worse so I decided to fix it for him. :-(“
I Regret Noth…. Okay, Maybe I Regret the Second Sock
I feasted on 2 socks and some towel pieces while my owners were on vacation. Then I got a piece of towel stuck in my guts and had to visit the vet ER with my owner’s kids… $$$
Paws’ture Pedic Puggle
Our dog Winnie can’t be trusted with any type of bed!
Dash-ing Through the Snow (Uhm, That’s Couch Filling)
Apparently the couch wasn’t comfortable enough so he made it softer while the dog sitter was changing her laundry. . .
Office Pawlitics
I pooped at the office while my mom was honeymooning. Twice. I’m not sorry.
I let him. Sorry.
Near-Sighted Jerk
I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
