Miss Lucy is very friendly, especially in the elevator. If you’ve just come from the gym, she especially loves you! You are tasty! Luckily, we have many kind neighbours who don’t freak out too much over her attention.
Human salt lick
Who lived in that pineapple
Ironically, the day before I ate this…I chewed up a yellow dish sponge. I’m sorry, but I’ll probably destroy something else tomorrow while you’re gone.
Love,
Bailey
Your skirt looked like a tree
I wee on elderly women who wear long skirts.
– Alfie, the terrible Tibetan Terrier, age 6.
Bear-dog
This is Phife Dog.
He’s an 11 week old English Staffy. And like all staffies he loves to chew. Everything.
Naughty Doggy.
Eggcellent idea!
I left the kitchen for 15 seconds and Reesee was about to eat her third egg.
That’s not the Harley I was expecting in the garage
I finally figured out how to open the big Garage door, and the police came and crashed my party….. go figure!
Katie is feeling Friskies
My name is Katie and I eat the cats food instead of my own
Where’s dinner? Beets me!
I’m not sure if I should be happy, sad, angry …. or merely frightened of tomorrow’s walk.
Frito Lay-z dog!
Fez wouldn’t stop licking his feet. When I smelled them they smelled like Fritos. I had to wash him off to make him stop.
Editor’s note: if your pup’s feet smell like nachos or fritos, there’s a high likelihood that they have a yeast infection in between their toes. YUCK!
You leave them underwear?
Sam is my 2 and a half year old Jack Russell/Chihuahua and I love her to death! BUT, she ALWAYS steals my panties and destroys them. It’s the only bad habit she hasn’t grown out of! She looks slightly guilty, but she’s not! 🙂
