I love eating cat poop then trying to give mommy big, sloppy kisses. I am not sorry.
Do I have anything in my teeth?
RSVProblem with the seating chart?
I tore up 130 wedding RSVP response cards for my sister’s wedding!!!!
Braiiiiiins!!!!
I (Pumba the English Bulldog) like to eat monkey brains!!
At the end of my leash
Hi my name is Jake and I have a leash problem so my dad leaves what is left of my leash to remind me that I have eaten it for the fifth time!
It was from last season anyway
I ate my dad’s coat and then ate his vest for dessert!
Gone Fishin’
Rex ate our pet fish…
🙁
Scared Poopless!
“When the Petsmart guy went to scan my microchip…I got scared and pooped on the floor!”
Every now and then my Mom likes to get my microchip scanned to make sure my info is correct. The guy at Petsmart scared me so much with the handheld scanner so I pooped a little on the floor.
Cat Scratch Fever
One day after Fisher turned one year old, and after we have successfully left him in the house while gone for work the whole day without incident, I came home to this. I was just trying to be nice so he wouldn’t have to sit out in the rain all day.
Mambo is why the kids can’t use the trampoline
Mambo, my Rhodesian ridgeback destroyed the protective netting on our trampoline.
She’s not a peach
My seven-month old Golden met my seven-month old niece. Needless to say, baby was not impressed with Peach’s exuberance.
