I was painting furniture outside and left it out to dry. When I came back to check on it I noticed my dog Louie and peed all over it.
Indestructible Bed
Ha ha ha to your chew resistant doggie bed… Love you- Kya
Do-nut blame me for this
My doberman, Kratos, got into my son’s bag of donuts. Only 3 or 4 were missing before he got them!
No Vampires Will Ever Bother You Again
I needed a breath mint, so I ate 2 heads of garlic. Yummy! – Brownie
Editor’s note: There is multiple differing opinions on the toxicity of garlic, but according to the ASPCA: “All close members of the onion family (shallots, onions, garlic, scallions, etc.) contain compounds that can damage dogs’ red blood cells if ingested in sufficient quantities.”
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The Palm Tree Bully
I like to pick fights with palm trees!
Destroyer of personal boundaries
I’m a really great dog but I have a problem with realizing and respecting other animals personal space and understanding appropriate boundaries
Zoi had a ball!
Zoi knocked over a new bag of yarn, found the most expensive skein, and ran through the house with it. Leaving a mess of tangles in her wake, she was found licking it on the couch. (**Please note: Zoi did not ingest any of the yarn and my stash has been moved to a higher place where inquisitive pups cannot reach.)
Teddy, No!
My Maltese works with me in the Recreation Department in a Retirement Residence. She is adored, almost worshipped by the residents there. Until today.
Priceless work of art
Reuben: artist extraordinaire.
Sleepless Not in Seattle
It’s ok if I snore all night, cuz I’m so cute!
– Sugar