I trash-can dive when no one is looking!!
I see London, I don’t see all of France
300 piece puzzle. Make that 295!
Not sorry.
Love,
Rosie Lucky Bee Evans
Service Dog Gone Rogue
Harry got a little rambunctious on a trip to Wal-Mart. Bad service puppy bit through his leash and ran after a Wal-Mart employee who was scared of dogs. Service etiquette is a work in progress.
Oh Crap.
I rolled in crap and have the nerve to act angry when my Dad is giving me a bath.
-Sam
Broken-leg syndrome
When we take Louie out for a walk in the cold weather he fakes an injury to his leg to get carried back home. He does not like the cold.
Tastes Like Chicken
This is my 2 year old baby Deuce. He is a Black Lab/Weimaraner mix who has a mischievous side…he had eaten a large hole in our laundry room wall and as soon as the new plaster had set and was ready to be smoothed and painted, he ate another hole. We have since installed half wall paneling in the laundry room and he has yet to eat any big holes anywhere else, though he has left small teeth/claw marks and goopy slobber in the hallway. Other favourite pastimes include: chewing up socks, licking the cat backwards (which she oddly loves!) leaving her with a crusty Mohawk type hairdo, and waking me up by breathing hot breath directly in my face. <3 I love my Deucey!
Who doesn’t like soft serve?
I EAT POOP! It’s like ice cream to me. Mom hates when I help myself to my brothers’ soft serve machines. She said fresher is NOT better. -Clover-
Orion’s Mazda Misdemeanor
Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
Turns out, the vet said I was fine! It only cost her $250 and a heart attack. Also, I got to play tag with the vet assistants cause I ran away when we got there. Such a fun day!!
Dog Door Destruction
“I rip the dog door off and chew on it.” – Scrapple. This is the second door Mom bought before she realized Scrapple would just keep chewing them. The door is now held together with duct tape.
Embezzlement will get you 5-10 (IN DOG YEARS??!!)
I spent two days frantically looking for my chequebook. She did not chew it up, not a mark on it, guess she was going shopping.