MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
My Farts Are Legen..wait for it….dary
Nothing up my sleeve…TADAA!!
My name is Oliver Tyrone, and I just moved in with my grand parents. I have a fenced in yard, and no one can figure out how I escape every time! One thing is certain: every time I go out, you will never know what yard you will find me in next!!
Sisters before Misters, obviously.
This is Diego. He broke down the dog gate and tore apart the bathroom trash because I took his sister for a walk without him.
don’t be mislead by innocent look
I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.
A digging fool
Mom said God made me so cute so she wouldn’t kill me.
5 lb Stink Bomb
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
The Pugject of my affection
We pee on everything. Including each other.
Soap Opera Drama Queen
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
The late-night snacker
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
A pooperclip?
House training is still a work in progress.
