Lucy decided that her dad’s hearing aids looked delicious. It was a $10,000 meal.
The $10,000 meal
I was trying to replace the empty roll for you!
Harry only eats toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex. And sometimes underwear.
Oh nose!
“I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose.”
Our 5 month old Great Dane took a flying leap right into my face and shattered my nose. One surgery so far, and one more to go. It’s a good thing she is so cute!
Can’t get no satisfaction…
We weren’t satisfied with just tearing apart the cushion. ~Paul
We had to spread it all over the house, too! ~ Frank
Shameful B[r]ooks
I have started my own album entitled Dog Shaming Brooks.
He just eats everything! He ate my curtains 2 weeks ago. Not just the curtains but the sheers behind the curtains.
Bad to the Boone
Every flu/cold season, my dog faces his kryptonite – snotty tissues in the trashcan. He always fails the test.
Sock Monkey is no longer a funky monkey
I put the Sock Monkey hat on my dog Buttercup, and when I left to publish the photo, she ate part of it. It only took her about two minutes to destroy the red pom poms.
Textbook dog behaviour – so much for Finals!
“I ate a textbook – Cover and all”
My dog, Sam, ate my textbook four days before the final exam.
To Grandmother’s house we go [potty]
We traveled all day to get to Grandma’s and as soon as we arrived I ran into the living room, found the brand new chair, lifted my leg and peed on it. Grandma screamed and I ran back out the front door.
Snoring Third Wheel
When I took my new rescued dog over to my boyfriend’s home for the first time, she snored so loudly he had sleep with headphones in. He is still my boyfriend to this day! ! appreciate him so much =)
