Two corgis for the price of one
It was like that when I got here
It was like that when I got home.
I’ve got my eye on you…
“I wanted Mom to only have eyes for me…so I ate her glasses.” Nimitz
Mom came home from a hard day at work to find her glasses in pieces all around the living room. I have no shame – I would do it again. That’s what she gets for bringing me a sister (a foster dog from our local Weimaraner rescue). Mom should only have eyes for me.
Double the shame
Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW!
Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!
Not armchair… BUTTchair
Ruby is a Great Dane puppy who – for some reason – LOVES to put her butt on the arm of this chair. She does it every day. She’s a weirdo – I love her!
All your clothes are belong to me
I peed on my owners girlfriends entire bag of clean clothes…-Riley
Scrap booking Sparkles!
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Stax Snacks
Not a very good dog. Our dog Stax is really a very good boy, except he kills things with stuffing.
Lazy Boy
Bowie is a french bulldog who eats leather, paper and drywall. He keeps the shoe repair guy in business with my bags and nice leather boots. What can I do? Just look at him?? He’s the Brad Pitt of dogs.
Where the pets GO
Luna decided to take a big whiz right in the dog food aisle of petco today!
