I live in the garage now because I smell like a skunk – Uno
I live in the garage now
I’m a tri-peed on your rug, sorry!
“I spitefully pee on the carpet if you try to take away my toys. -Beckett (P.S. I’m totally housetrained.)”
Oh, comb on!
Maggie ate Mama’s comb.
Down the rabbit hole
Took Minnie for a walk, but she ran off and went down a rabbit hole.
She needed a bit colour in her life.
I don’t always eat coloured pencils, but when I do, I poop RAINBOWS!
Glad I could help in the kitchen
Komali (Named after the Sinhala term used to describe ‘flirtatious wriggling’) took it upon herself to drag out the garbage all over the kitchen floor, just to make a point that she thinks the house looks like a dump.
Banana Bread Feast
My dog, Walt, got into a loaf of Banana Bread while I was out. Sign reads “I got hungry while you were out. This Banana Bread is delicious,… want some?!”
Bad Host
“I bullied our foster dog”. Bo was not being a very good host to our sweet foster dog so he went to time out. I think he’s sorry.
Skilled in her old age!
As she’s gotten older, Sassy sometimes has accidents in the house so we started placing pee pads out just in case. One day, she managed to use the pee pad as cover!
Spiderdog
“I thought I could fly so I jumped out of a second story window.” He thinks he is spiderdog
