I got hungry and couldn’t wait until mom got home.
Jack-hammer Renovations
I started the bathroom renovations – I removed some tile. My mom was NOT happy
Market Loves the Chooks
I follow the chooks around and eat their poo. I even find if I scare them a bit I can get them to go on demand!
Chooks is slang for Chicken in Australia!
Ya Dig?!
After digging a hole in the flowerbed, I dug a hole on the real bed.
Mmm…Bacon!
“I climbed on the counter and ate an entire package of bacon. Package and all.”
Left the kitchen for 2 minutes. Returned and saw the remaining pieces of the package on the floor. She works quickly.
Sort’a Helping
I like to “help” mom sort clothes.
Frenchie, our pit mix senior rescue, has decided to help around the house between nap times.
Sleep is for the Weak
“My name is Loki and I keep my mom and dad up all night…sleeping is for the weak!”
Service dog IN TRAINING
I kept farting and got my mommy/handler kicked out of her meeting because it stunk up the admin conference room
I Eat Mud!
I eat mud!
Sock Monster
I chew my feet, so my mom had to put socks on me.