I got hungry and couldn’t wait until mom got home.
Kibble Nibble

I got hungry and couldn’t wait until mom got home.
I started the bathroom renovations – I removed some tile. My mom was NOT happy
I follow the chooks around and eat their poo. I even find if I scare them a bit I can get them to go on demand!
Chooks is slang for Chicken in Australia!
After digging a hole in the flowerbed, I dug a hole on the real bed.
“I climbed on the counter and ate an entire package of bacon. Package and all.”
Left the kitchen for 2 minutes. Returned and saw the remaining pieces of the package on the floor. She works quickly.
I like to “help” mom sort clothes.
Frenchie, our pit mix senior rescue, has decided to help around the house between nap times.
“My name is Loki and I keep my mom and dad up all night…sleeping is for the weak!”
I kept farting and got my mommy/handler kicked out of her meeting because it stunk up the admin conference room
I eat mud!
I chew my feet, so my mom had to put socks on me.