Thank you for the new toy you left for me under your bed.
-Charlie Miguel
New Toys Rock!
Blind Chewer
“When I am home alone… I chew on our blinds… I know better! Love, Remi the Doberman Pinscher”
Get a loaf of this guy! PEE-YEW!!
“Whilst counter surfing this afternoon, I happened upon daddy’s malt loaf and thought that it would make a lovely snack before dinner. I’m now making awful smells…”
No touch, no eye contact!
Jack admits his fault to himself and to his fellows…with a little prompting.
Midnight Conversation
I bark at nothing for no apparent reason at 2:30 in the morning. Abby likes to voice her opinion to the world right outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night.
The Last Roll
I ate the last roll of toilet paper and I am NOT sorry! I will do it AGAIN! Love, Hobbes
Goodbye, Kitty
Madison loves toys. She hates Hello Kitty.
Red-faced revenge
I eat a little girl’s snack…so I “petted” my dog with a red marker.
Surgery Addict
Lil’ Man has been with us over 11 years and had to have two extraction surgeries because of his precocious rooting through the trash and eating habits. Otherwise, he’s about the best dog a guy could ask for.
Pay-per page
Meet Flor the paper-eater! Her top two paper shredding items were a Continuing Education certificate that her dad had to turn in to the boss at work, and her mom’s friend’s book cover.
“I eat any kind of paper that mom or dad accidentally leave out”
