Moose was mad that I left him for an hour to go to the gym. So he decided to join Team He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
The Dog Who Ate The Boy Who Lived
Care for a spot or tea, ol’ chap’stick?
Bruce has an acquired taste for Chapstick..cherry is his favourite flavour.
Mommy’s a bit crabby now
My son left his bedroom door open when he went to school, and Percy helped himself to the hermit crab food.
Just in time for pre-season hockey!
“I love to eat moms things while she’s gone. Guess whos in trouble?”
Holy Carp-et!
Stella decided we needed new carpet.
Mustang Sally
This is Piper. She’s a 7 year old Bichon Poodle mix. This sign reads, “i eat a dozen cookies off the counter and puke around the house and in my gma’s mustang.”
Skunk me once, shame on me, Skunk me five times, shame on..well me again.
He won’t stop chasing skunks! Then he gets depressed when he stinks.
I made you a Millennium Falcon!
I’ve eaten so many LEGOS,
I can poop a star wars ship!
Money Saving Tips from Bear
I ate a $5 bill, to save you the trouble of buying delicious toys, socks, and Victoria’s Secret panties that I also love to eat. Not Sorry.
Love Bear
You’re gonna need a giant hamster-wheel
Penni enjoys shredding all forms of paper into piles all around the house. There is no limit to her paper choice and has included bills and other mail, trash, toilet paper, and even the kid’s homework. Too bad “my dog ate my homework” is the oldest excuse in the book because with our dog-hamster around it can be and has been legit!
