Dog Shaming

Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!

I mu-stash you a question. Where are my socks??

I’m a sock thief! (Socks pulled from his “secret” stash)

Crate-training tray tryouts

Bad dog but still loved.

Science project gone wrong

My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps. I ran upstairs to find the remains of my daughter’s science experiment. The dog ate the control cupcakes and two covered in dish soap. Ugh!

Slow and steady wins the race

Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.

Peeping Corgi

I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television. My mom says we have to move now.

Earthquake? Sound the alarm!

Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.