I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
No more traveling in style
Bad dog no biscuit
We are bad boys…. We chewed up mom mays hair dryer cord and laptop cord and 3 rolls of toilet paper!!!! Bad dog, no biscuit!!!!!
Hermione isn’t the only redhead Draco despises
The only surviving princess is belle…but I’m sure her time is coming soon :/
Brave Bears!
Bella and Penny stopped burglars from entering our home when they first broke into our garage. They are very brave and got rewarded accordingly. No shame here!
I ain’t even mad
Even though Andy fed me. I still jumped on the table and nibbled on his dinner when he went to the bathroom.
Christmas Came Early This Year
“I pulled everything out of the beanbag chair.”
Getting festive, OUCH!
The night before Thanksgiving, our Goldendoodle Puppy, Zeke, decided to eat 2 sewing needles. Our older daughters had been sewing popcorn on threads and left them unattended for a few minutes… Zeke decided to eat the popcorn, thread, AND needles! He is completely unashamed.
Halloween Clean up Crew
Bella the Basset and Pickles the (?) thought the Halloween Haul was for everyone. They often work as a team . . . They are SO not sorry!
Lucy never grew out of the teddy bear phase
“My name is Lucy. I’m 3 years old and still sleeping with my teddy. I’m not ashamed.”
Carbo-loading
Marli the Labradoodle can’t keep out of the kitchen cupboards!!
