Mabel Hid the Bone and brought it out only when she was told she could keep it.
You’re a mean one, Mabel Grinch
You fil-let me down!
While my master was away from the house I decided to eat all four large raw chicken filets thawing in the kitchen sink. My master was not happy when he arrived back home.
I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my couch
Jolene was upset when her favourite couch was replaced by a new one on which she was not allowed to sit. So she threw up on it.
Sugar Eats
My name is sugar and I ate 4 dozen christmas cookies.
Houseguest Hootenanny
Miller is my daughter’s dog, who we watch a couple of times a year for her while she studies for law school exams. He has never pooped in her house, but somehow has gotten comfortable pooping on our basement carpet!
I heart you, gross!
Dear Human,
I tried to tell you “I love you”…. In pee.
-Carmen
**This was a legitimate finding when we walked into the bedroom. Maybe she really was trying to say something to us.**
Snow Plow
Grandma laughs when I eat the snow off the patio chairs…. not sure why she didn’t think this was funny??–Dirty Frank
Somebody tried to ruin Christmas
Kirby’s little chewing incident on the cord of our pre-lit Christmas tree had the potential to be bad if it wasn’t for Gregg’s electrician skills.
I ate January through March!
We came home to the ultimate dog shaming revenge, our lab chewed up the “dog shaming” calendar we just bought for a Christmas present. It seemed to be his stance on dog shaming.
“editor’s note: You can purchase this wonderful calendar here!“
Christmas lights
I ate an entire string of Christmas lights.
