Scout chewed through the commercial extension cord to our Christmas lights, shocking herself and tripping the GFCI.
Bright Lights, Dim Dog
Triple Emergency Response For One Little Dog!
I chased after Mom, caused a ten car back-up on a busy road, rode in an ambulance to the fire department, then rode in a squad car to the police department, and almost made it to animal control before Mom picked me up from jail all on one Saturday night.
Santa isn’t happy about this
Santa brought me this bunny for Christmas and the first thing I did was rip its ears off. Now Santa is crying.
Not what cat-sitting means!
I OFTEN SIT ON THE CAT TO GET CLOSER TO MY HUMANS
Homer gets the prime ribbin’ of his life
Homer is an avid counter surfer. His chocolate lab brother caught him and was barking at me as i walked by the kitchen. Then it hit me, i rushed into the kitchen to see the remains and a sated Homer liking his lips.
Unusual Christmas Wish List
In a matter of a few weeks, I have eaten a remote, a BBQ brush, baby socks, a hairbrush and a Kindle Fire. Apparently, my parents underestimated my reach…:(
Love, Merlin
Flip Floppin’ shoe shame!
Not only has Eva eaten left floppies, she has also destroyed 2 potholders, countless undies and several socks have been buried.
Butt, it’s Christmas!
I licked my butt so much Daddy took me to the ER. It was 12:01 am on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!
I bark at kale
I am such a vigilant guard dog. I bark at kale.
No good deed left unpunished
I ate the treats that were supposed to go to to dogs at the humane society!
