Roxy, our 3 year old pit mix, LOVES our daughters toys. She stole our daughter’s favorite rubber turtle and ate it! Shame!!
Roxy Hart-breaker
bacon-ater
It took a few attempts to realize a slice or two of bacon have been missing from her parents’ plate while sitting out of the microwave waiting to cool off. She was finally caught!
The #1 winter activity of most dogs is…
I played with my dog brother’s poop in the snow. Then I tried to eat it. -Titus
The podiatrist
“I STEAL SHOES!” and when it’s not cold outside, I bury them in the garden, dig them back up, and bring them inside full of dirt. Lots of love, Eve
Ain’t no one gonna tell me what to do
Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
And I’d do it again!
I pooped in the hallway, ran into the neighbors apartment, ate their dogs food, and peed in their kitchen.
It was yummy. I’d do it again.
Sorry everyone! Blame the dog.
Hi you guys,
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Woof,
Dog Shaming Team
Don’t eat the strawberries
On a visit to Nan’s house this is what happened…
Fluffing vs. Farting!!
Our female Blue Healer has in my opinion, Farts that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. We live in the south, and we keep telling our female dog that she is to fluff, not fart, but they are toxic.
Not My Cup of Tea
My wife started giving our Corgi some hot tea during the Winter. Now whenever she makes herself a cup of hot tea, she will make him a cup of hot tea or he will not let her drink her tea in peace. She started drinking tea with cream when we went to Ireland. The sign says, “I make my mommy make me a cup of hot tea OR I will not leaver her alone.”
