Dog Shaming

Peemeranian Pee

I let the Pomeranian pee on me (and I liked it)
2 lb Carlos often pees on 100 lb Sugar…

Not what you want during a blizzard!

Soho peed in the space heater in my office. When I turned it on first thing in the morning, the odour of hot urine was overwhelming. Needless to say we had to buy a new heater. And air out the office! Love this dog!

Card says: I pee’d on the space heater and made Mom’s office really smell when she turned it on.

NY state of shame

A good friend of mine just returned from New York and brought me this awesome baseball that had NewYork written on it. i haven’t even shown it to Ares (my dog) so i wouldn’t make him curious. I thought i went out to get him a treat too so i strategically placed the ball on top of the 1.2m table out of his reach (he has a history of tracking down new things) . Unfortunately, the table had a sheet on it and it was all Ares needed. By the time i got back (about 5-8minutes) he already finished with the ball and was sleeping in his bed.

Sparkles

I ate the last sweets in the roses tin – Now I have sparkly poo!

The bad book review

My wife received the book “Dog Shaming” for Christmas from a friend, and today left our dog Beauty in the house – normally she is in a kennel while we are out. When I returned home, I found the book was missing a few corners. Beauty said she didn’t like the idea of people humiliating their dogs for fun and profit. Today, Beauty learns the definition of karma.

Her sign says “I chewed up my mommy’s copy of “Dog Shaming”, her present from a dog loving friend”.

Hairy situation

“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”

Nolan the Proctologist

“I must have been a proctologist in another life because whenever I meet someone, I stick my nose up their butt- far up there!!”
Not 30 seconds after a guest enters our home we are bound to hear a surprised yelp or a loud “whoa” and we know Nolan has found them and given them their “exam.”

Bathroom rug doubles as pee pad

I get that Panchito wants to use the bathroom in the bathroom, but piddling on the rug is a no-no. I have a huge yard he likes to hang out in, and we go for walks. But he still goes peeps on the rug. So here is my revenge. Sorry, ‘Chito, jokes on you.