My mom had just taken the bacon out to cook it and ran to go potty. I saw my chance and ate it all!!! 16 ounces of fat salty goodness….. Soon to be fat salty poop or puke.
Football, smootball!
Now no one can play with the ball.
Who are you rooting for to win the superbowl: Seahawks or Patriots? (Here at dogshaming, we’re only into it for the puppy bowl.)
Hardheaded pup
I like to run around really fast and blast my head into the drywall. Then eat the chips that fall off. -Al
Flying Purple Pillow Eater
Roman, Great Dane-Hound, attacked yet another pillow. This one…mom’s favourite.
The Gross Brothers
He always poops on beds, mattresses, and pillows 🙁 his brother never stops him but always runs to tell us what’s going on.
The Nosy Guest
My dog Cody —“I like to stick my nose up the cat’s butt; and lick the dog’s wiener as often as I possibly can. And then I want to kiss Mom. “
What? I got hungry.
I chewed through my leash so now I won’t be going for any more walks.
Unlucky bunny
“Mommy had to throw out Bunny’s play tunnel because I kept peeing on it.”
“I destroyed all of Bunny’s toys and I constantly eat her poop.”
“They took everything from me.”
Luigi and Leila just love everything that’s Bunny’s.
One Biscuit Short of a Picnic
I ate an entire container of raw Pillsbury biscuit dough. And now I’m terribly constipated.
Honey vs. Sugar
Honey is always stealing and eating Sugar’s (Big Sister) toys, food, and hugs.