Our 1 year old Black Lab Trooper likes to take anything that is posted on the fridge, our new 2015 Calendar was the latest casualty, apparently he was hoping for an appearance on the 2016 calendar.
This month’s centrefold
Duck, Duck, Goose (poop)!
My name is Misty and I like to dine on the delicate flavours of Goose Poop!
“I eat Goose poop! Not sorry! – Misty”
People pay good money for well-ventilated sport socks!
My name is Gigi. I like to sneak in my family’s bedrooms and steal only their dirty socks and underwear and eat holes right through them!
Rub a dub dub, two dogs need a tub!
After a visit to the beach Missy had a sore stomach….
Every. Single. Time.
Every time I go to work with Dad, I poop under the boss’ desk
Not afraid of the Mother of dragons
Came home from food shopping, and we find the eyes of my fiancée’s dragon slippers on the floor and the dog on the couch not making eye contact with us.
Chewhuahua
This is Lupe our so-cute-you-can-ignore-her-evil chihuahua mix. Her caption reads “Sometimes I absentmindedly chew on the coffee table. Not sure what I am supposed to be ashamed of…”
Breaking in the new laptop
This is the picture I sent to my IT Vice President after my dog, Cosmo, peed on my workbag…with my brand new work laptop in it. The laptop still works after a few days of drying out, but now there are weird (urine!) bubbles behind the screen. I am a College Professor, so I might be a little more lenient when students give bizarre excuses (“I couldn’t get that paper in, because my dog peed on my laptop!”) for not getting their work in on time.
What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?
Tenny is a 20 lb blue Heeler/jack Russell terrier mix. Her big brother is 140lb Great Dane/black lab mix. He has lost weight since we got Tenny. We know why…she steals his food!
Let me highlight my favourite pawssage for you!
Harley Quinn steals highlighter and eats it – ends up with yellow feet and jowels
