I chewed up the internet cable so she would leave the computer and go play outside with me. And then I found out its raining outside. But now she’s mad and won’t throw fetch balls in the hallway.
I Cut off Her Internet
She Paid Through the Nose!
My dog Poochie will eat her poop while I’m asleep. She then jumps on the bed and sticks her tongue in my nose. It’s Disgusting!!!
It’s not What it Looks Like
I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.
I broke… my Mom
I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
“Sir, This Isn’t the Uber you Requested…”
I ran away from school, jumped in a stranger’s car and wouldn’t get out. No more school!
On the walk back to the car from Doggie Day Care I didn’t open the car quick enough so Tex jumped in a stranger’s car because the driver’s door was open. He climbed into the backseat and waited to be driven home.
And I Didn’t Even Catch the Squirrel
I jumped out the window of a moving vehicle to chase a squirrel.
Happy Birthday, Linda
Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula
Ain’t no Shame, Puggies, do Your Thang
I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom’s pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.
Nip in the Flower Bud
I bit the gardener on the butt!
Nailed it
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
