Peanut loves people food. And she has no fear of retribution.
You say “no”, all I hear is “womp womp womp”
I keep biting off Snoopy’s nose-even after my sister sees it back on 🙁
Who needs chew toys?
Biggie loved the Christmas tree so much he ate it.
I’m not the maid of Paw-nor?
I tore apart mommy and daddy’s wedding invites because they didn’t invite me. 🙁
Dog 1, Evil Rug 0
Rug = Evil. Must Destroy!
Einstein decided that something was wrong with the bath rug and it had to be taken out with extreme prejudice.
What a sad sack
Sam’s love for chicken got him grounded.
What, you don’t drool in your sleep?
Ruger has bad habits.
Sadie the creeper
Sadie is our 7 year old PERFECT, FLAWLESS Japanese Chin/Papillon mix. She doesn’t generally bark, get in the trash or chew objects. She is excellent with people of all ages! Almost therapeutic! We really can’t see life without her- however she does have one obsession, a defective trait. She likes to watch her parents during VERY inappropriate times. We have attempted putting her out of the room on several occasions, however, she only scratches, whines, howls, whimpers and knocks for re-entry repetitively! When she is allowed back in she immediately hops on the end of the bed and looks away only to refocus her attention back on us once the “activity” resumes. She always takes a seat at the very end of the bed!!!!
We have come to accept the fact that our perfect little girl is a voyeur and if this is her only flaw we can live with it, because we simply cannot live without her.
The Big Bad Wolf
My kids where playing in there playhouse and Zeus wanted in. The wouldn’t let him in there club so he tore the door off. If there is no door than everyone is welcomed
The Boss’ Dog
He ate $180 pair of glasses and a book not a week old.