It cost HOW MUCH?!?!?

I ate a full size bath towel which cost $747 to have removed.

6 month old great dane puppy “Ardy” managed to eat an entire bath towel. Oh, the life of a great dane owner.

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Phantom Pains

Chase aka “King of the Cone” had a toe amputated for biopsy in November. After letting it heal thoroughly for over a month he has decided to lick it to the point of almost reopening the wound. After a $281 bill at the vets for steroid and antibiotic shots he’s now been back in the “Cone of Shame” at some point everyday.

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Little Stress ball of fur

Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.

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Not my Jimmy Chews!

Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO

After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.

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Can you pay my bills? No I can’t, I’m a dog.

Mr. Bennett decided he wanted to help mommy pay the bills today while we were at work! Or perhaps he was looking for the appointment reminder for his neuter next month!!

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How you doin’?

I run away from home and use my good looks to get gourmet wild rabbit treat at the village market #fancypants #golddigger

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Poncho of Shame

My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, the poncho of shame.

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Cannot guarantee to keep your whites, whiter!

Sacky got groomed on a Saturday and was looking handsome and his fur was so white! By Sunday evening, he had ruined his pearly white fur… He was licking up some grease underneath the grill when some dripped onto his head.
His grooming cost us $50.

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