I fell asleep during “The Bachelor”. Mom is the one who should be ashamed.
Lou loves to watch tv with mom but she’s in it more for the cuddles than the shows!
The Bachelor
That wasn’t a single serving?
Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.
I’m feline fine, tonight!
I get soooo excited when we have company over that I hump the cat! Poor kitty.
Dachshund alterations done for cheap
I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.
Could I bee any more bloated?
Nilla loves to chase and eat bees in our clover-filled back yard. She’s 3 years old — you’d think she’d learn, but she’s not the brainiest pup in the pack.
Doggone it!
Two dogs figured out how to open the fridge and eat its contents while owners are away
Points for effort
I crapped on my Mum’s pillow (and it wasn’t easy!)
Je suis désolé!
Nash just thought he could learn a new language by eating a French-English dictionary.
Cockadoodle Dog
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.
We live under that rock now.
When does a rock cost as much as a down-payment on a house? When your adorable Husky mix eats it and it gets lodged in his large intestine. Cheers!
