Dog Shaming

Expensive Taste

I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.

Where are my manners?

She didn’t see it, oh but she’ll smell it.

Paste Face

I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.

Tee time

He chewed my golf shoes, and now he’s got a necklace.

A technicality

“I’m supposed to sit on the towel when I get on the couch. And I am.” Dignan knows the rule but he always pulls the towel off before he sits down. Technically he IS on the towel, though!

Canine Carpet Installers

I chewed and/or scratched this until no bits remained. While everyone slept. I’m a little ashamed.
-Scruffy the Australian Labradoodle.

He’s almost two and we’ve had him since he was a baby. Such a good boy. Until his lapse in judgement last night!!! Ohhh Scruffy.

Lean Cuisine

Our poodle heads straight to the kitchen to find unattended food when he is left out of his crate.

I’m Not a Bad Dog

Jaycee, our rescue puppy, found it offensive that we had this book (Bad Dog) so she took care of chewing it up for us! She is “Not a Bad Dog.” – She also was not guilty in the least.