“After an emergency trip to the vets, I thanked mom by eating her night guard.” – Oliver.
“I helped” – Isabelle.
The NightGuards
Death of Barbie
I tore Barbie’s head off and ate her hair. I didn’t like the way she was looking at me. Baxter
Watch out for scary puppies
Milo, the 2 year old poodle, has many dog shaming qualities, but being bullied by a tiny puppy really did take the cake.
Coffee [table] break
I broke the coffee table.
Barley is ball-obsessed and got a little too rambunctious while playing. He isn’t sorry at all, and I’m still not sure how I’m going to fix it!
The Pleasure is all Mine
I make mommy and daddy wait “endlessly” at the base of the stairs. It takes me 5 minutes to descend, as I like to pleasure myself on each and every step.
Carrots are good for me!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
No Comfort
My name is Sam and chewed up dads favorite pillow he travels with.
Wilbur-y the truth about who pooped on the floor
Wilbur was found hiding under a blanket in his dog crate with a straight tail! Pug plea of guilt !
Dog feels no shame, owner does.
Found my dog had been “shamed” for me when I got home one night after he barked constantly for 3 hours. My poor neighbor had the flu and Fox did not care, nor was he ashamed. I was though.
Lhasa-pain-in-my-apso
My name is Juno. I like to eat the butts and crotches of everyone’s undies. Yum!
