My name is Piper and today I am 6 months old. I decided to celebrate this milestone by digging in the yard and making a muddy mess. I thought my 1/2 birthday needed some puppy themed decor, so I ran through the house like a crazy girl and tracked muddy paw prints all over the white carpet. My mom was less than thrilled with my decorations and give me an impromptu mid-day bath. Maybe she will be happier with my decorations in another 6 months when we celebrate my first birthday…
“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
I steal food from the tortoise. – Jules
WTF?!?! Again?!? – Pookie
Cookie has a BAD habit of waking her mommy & daddy at 4:30am with a barrage of kisses. When she’s certain that we’re awake, she goes back to sleep!
I never steal meat, only bread.
I ate a big can of powdered infant formula. I had diarrhea. My mom slipped in it and broke her wrist in 2 places.
I stayed at Mike’s for the weekend. This morning I thanked him by barfing on the carpeting. Dakota
I was putting on my jacket to take Dakota outside when I heard this noise that immediately sent me into a blur of actions to get him outside before it was too late. As you can see I was not successful and he obviously does not have any feelings of guilt, he is back up on my couch. However, he is still my buddy.
This is my french bulldog Lucas who decided he didn’t want to share toys with his mini schnauzer brother ( which they were his toys to begin with!) so we’ve come to conclusion he would rather swallow them whole then to share
Dixie is my friend’s Brittany puppy. She slipped out of her collar during a potty break and ran around the neighbourhood, with me chasing her in my bare feet…It is February and we live in Michigan.
I had just pulled the butternut squash out of the oven when nature called. Leaving it steaming on the counter, I did my thing. When I returned I found Scarlet (a border collie) whimpering but having eaten an entire half of the squash. Meanwhile, blind doggie Storie sat nearby. I later realized Scarlet had a couple of blisters on her tongue.
Text on sign:
My name is Scarlet. I jumped on the counter and ate 1/2 of a roasted Butternut Squash. I burned my tongue. I deserved it. PS: I also steal toys from my blind sister. I am a jerk!
