Little Charlie likes to give us kisses in bed, but tonight his breath was awfully stinky… We then went out to the kitchen to find the trash had been rummaged through! Guess he really wanted that bag of Munchos…
Charlie Trash Breath
Shih-eating grin.
We still love him though.
I needed the fiber!
This is my 4 yr old Lucas who has an obsession with eating pencils..It doesn’t matter where it sits he will always find a way to get it…And he is so not ashamed!
I’m Sorry I Peed On Your Baby
I learned that they don’t sell cards that say “I’m sorry my puppy peed on your baby” We had to make our own 🙂
Bulldodging the enemy
I took my English Bulldog Piggy into Petco to get her shots updated, and she decided to poop on the floor not only once, but twice in a crowded area with other dogs. She then got out of her collar and ran off in the store as I was trying to pay. The whole area they were giving shots at smelled like poo as we were leaving. So embarrassing.
Chalky aftertaste, but all in all, a good vintage.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
H.B.Oh crap!
Hermes ate one remote and then ate the back-up the night before the Super Bowl. Channel-changing was not possible without a remote.
Diego Maradon’t poop in my cleats!
I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
Steamrolling Bully
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
Closeted pooper
Lilly and Lizzy are naughty
