Dog Shaming

The Shredder

I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf

I Keep Eating the Soap

I keep eating the soap and then I have to poop every 10 minutes.

Sleeping Beauty

Beau is a 10 year old Italian Greyhound who makes his mommy carry him to bed at night. It is really mommy’s fault for spoiling him rotten.

Destruction is so ho-hum

“I also did the diaper pail (Mom is having a beer now).”

There’s a banana in my tail pipe

Perhaps Kaiser heard about the Banana Plants medical properties somewhere

We can all agree, Samuel is forgiven for this, right?

I got caught short and did a sneaky piddle in the hallway. My owner didn’t see it and slipped, injuring her arm. Needless to say, we’re both rather embarrassed 🙁

Corduroyal pain in the patoots!

Maggie is having a rough week. Her Dad started a new job and will be out of town for 2 weeks and her mom works a lot. She is used to having a stay-at-home Dad. She unfortunately chewed on the couch, while Mr. Goodnight took a nap.

Double-Duty Rug Uprooty

Macy (Siberian Husky, 1yr old) – ” I chewed up Aunt Jen’s rug.”
Yogi (Lab Mix, 4 months old) – “I helped.” 🙂

Can you break a twenty?

Left my wallet on the arm of the lounge chair and went up-stairs for a minute. When I came back down, Reef was sitting on the lounge (also not allowed) pulling the contents out of my wallet. Busted!