Side note, she farted as I was posting this picture.
I need a fabric sample
“Look what I had for breakfast.”
New flip flop.. Or new chew toy?
Klaus and Cosmo thought my new havaianas were their new chew toy. I never got the wear them…
Ladies love wet willies
NO MORE MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!!
Worming his way out of breakfast
Every morning Otto the yorkiepoo skips breakfast in anticipation of the all you can eat worm buffet along the sidewalk of his morning walk route. His mom tries to pull him away. Bentley, the schnoodle, pulls mom in all different directions to distract her from what Otto is doing.
Dog Eats Dove (THE SOAP)
I love to eat bars of soap so I can fart bubbles!
Technical Difficulties
“I chewed through the internet cord at the office”.
Opposable Thumbs Not Required
I don’t have thumbs, but I opened this door anyway and proceeded to escape from the yard and take myself for a walk. The next day, the door was locked. So I decided to eat it. – Lulu