Poppy loves cat food…but cat food doesn’t love her.
The cat has a bone to pick with you…
Politically Incorrect
“I chewed on former President Bill Clinton’s Face.” – Dr. Meredith Greyhound
Dr. Meredith is very enamored with the former President. She just wanted to give him a little love nibble. On his face.
She’s a speed-reader
Dr. Lexi “Leave It!” Greyhound takes her reading very seriously. Among her favorite books is, appropriately, “Adopting the Racing Greyhound.” She loves this book so much she just had to eat it.
We’re even now
I didn’t like the dress mommy put me in, so I rolled in cow poop and ruined it!
Sophie doesn’t usually mind her outfits, but she just couldn’t resist the alluring smell of cow manure…
Tinder’s new security feature
I make sure Mommy will never get a date again….
It’s Curtains for you!
My name is Daisy. I’ve sat in this crate next to these curtains for three years. Today I had enough. I pulled the curtains into my crate so hard I ripped the rod off the wall while my parents went grocery shopping. And I’m 8 years old.
Waffles Wasn’t So White
I pooped in the yard and then rolled around in it!
She plays it loosey goosey
When I get scared I run & pop at the same time.
Ana
Retaliation between siblings
Our French bulldog is a wonderful big brother to our son, and acts like a typical “velcro puppy,” so for example he likes to sit at the foot of the changing table whenever we change the baby’s diaper. One day during a diaper change the baby started peeing all over the place, and the dog was unfortunately in the line of fire. I froze for a moment when trying to decide between towelling down the dog’s fur or diapering the baby… but during those few seconds of hesitation it happened again! Our Frenchie got peed on twice within a 45 second period… but he was a good sport about it. However he delivers payback in the form of stealing pacifiers.
He’s a rotten Melon
Our baby green cheek conure, Melon, loves my daughter and gets super excited when he gets to come out of his cage to play. “I get so excited when my sister takes me out of my cage that I can’t control the strength of my love bites. OUCH!”
