On a trip to the dog park our hunting dog ran off sniffing and we thought she had picked up a stick but as we realized that unless it was a furry bloated stick it was definitely a rat. As we got closer to her she realized we would take it away from her so the obvious response was to swallow it. Her dad quickly shoved his hand in her throat and caught the tail as it was going down her throat and pulled out the entire thing!
Cookie flavored couch
My mommy is a nurse and works long hours overnight. Most of the time I am a good boy and let her get sleep after her shifts…but, sometimes I get bored, and the couch was looking mighty tasty. I indulged, it was delicious!!!
Shirts are dog toys, right?
Dad’s shirt sure looked like one of my chew toys and was much easier to tear apart! I was very excited at how easy the toy / shirt came apart I just kept pulling and pulling until Dad caught me, now I am in time out.
Pillsbury Dough-Dog
I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough paw prints on the carpet.
Beware the poops of March
Brutus doesn’t wipe properly… Wait… I don’t wipe at all!
2 Minutes for Biting
Yadi, although named after a baseball player, was born into a hockey family. We’re still picking up the missing pieces (don’t worry, he didn’t swallow any!)
Self-Expressionism
16 year old dog gets creative with Oil paint
Failure to Launch
Dropped her off to be groomed and she was so afraid of another dog that was in a kennel next to her that she peed all over herself and then refused to let anyone touch her. So they called me back before I even made it out of the store to pick her up because it was clear they were not going to be able to work with her after that! Needless to say she had no problem hopping into my lap covered in her own pee! Gotta love her!
Secret agent for PETA
Our 8 month old recent rescue dog dug through the drawer of hand warmers and ignoring all other types went for my one of a kind beaver fur mitts. They were hand made by Inuit woman I met in Rankin Nunavut Canada and it can never be replaced. Could not be mad, because he was never told NOT to chew up rare fur mitts.
Sign says “I chewed up a special mitt (hidden under other not special stuff)”
Opportunity favours the bold!
“I raided the litter box while my mom was in the shower.”