She looks like a little rat, doesn’t she?
I am a master of disguise
Beaglad you have an air freshener!
All I wanted to do was say hello to the cute little skunk =(
Doggie Deflate-Gate
“What?! It’s not deflated. I just let enough air out so it comfortably fits in my mouth. It doesn’t alter the functionality of the football. I have no other statements….or emails. I accidentally deleted them. – Dog”
Egg-cellent pun use!
Bailey decided to hide the organic free-range eggs all over the house. He is only sorry he was caught before he got to eat them
Poppin’ bottles while mom is gone
I survived 5 minutes without my mom so I uncorked a bottle of Dom. I’m still sober.
It’s called balance, mom.
I just ate soap to cancel out the cat turds I usually eat.
– A Guilty Dog
I don’t like you THAT way!
If your mouth opens, her tongue is going in! It’s seriously the most annoying thing ever. However, we love her so we deal with it.
No pay, no work!
Burglars tried to break into our house while we were there.
Wisley didn’t stir from her bed. Later when the police came around to investigate she barked her head off and wouldn’t let them into the house.
Good job we didn’t get her as a guard dog!
Mama says knock it off
Maxie the Wondermutt just became Maxie-the-Holy-God-Don’t-Come-Near-Me-With-That-Tongue!!!!
Why can’t I run too?
Dad usually takes me for runs and walks. But he went to Little Rock for a marathon and left me home with a sitter for 4 days. So I chewed up his Runners World Magazine!
