I’ve had my stuffed hamster since I was about 12 years old(over 20 years). It has always been a conversation piece in our home when people came to visit. I had placed “Oatmeal” the stuffed hamster at the front door to take to work. We had gone out for the night, and when we came home our dog Narf decided that he thought Oatmeal looked like a good meal. There was both laughter and tears when discovered. Narf may be 15 years old, but he’s still got it!
This dog loves chap stick. Especially flavored ones. We have chewed up little eos balls and chap sticks everywhere. Brand new watermelon flavor eos given to grace this morning. Safely left high on the kitchen table…or so we thought
“Alone time” meaning my owners got to search for me for 5 hours in waist-deep snow and fall in rivers and nearly get frostbitten. I was waiting for them on some person’s front porch when they found me.
“Mom went out to dinner without me, so I decided to munch on 44 of the 65 starfish she ordered for her upcoming beach themed wedding. YUM!” This is Shadow a 9 year old Jack Russell Terrier and she demolished majority of the starfish for my wedding in August. I was upset, but I can’t stay mad at her when she gives me that look.
I feel that I am entitled to all the cheese in the house. This includes the cheese that is in daddy’s mouth.
Time out for Bruiser…
“I fart when I get excited :(”
Silly Hazel loves to greet her two moms with a nice big smile and methane cuddles at the end of the day.
My veterinarian ruled out a vitamin deficiency so I guess my secret is out. I really just like the taste of cat turds from the litter box. Sorry, not sorry. -Daphne
I object to this cat Invasion!
Thus I have stormed and taken over their home tree fort.
I apologize for nothing!
Millie the Yorkipoo
I chewed $80 to shreds, after I pulled it from Dad’s wallet, While he was fixing the floor that I already destroyed. But I am not ashamed. I am a Jack Russel!
