Sadie, the current baby of the family, has been left out of her crate for 6 months, now mom is pregnant and she knows she won’t be the baby anymore!
Feeling like the third wheel
I lost the Cappy
My mom left Cappy for 30 minutes to take my kids to school, and he couldn’t help myself. He shredded and ate a blue marker. What didn’t soak into my paws soaked into mom’s favourite rug.
Love ’em and leave ’em
Aspen is a 3 year old German Shorthair with an intense tennis ball obsession. She always has one in her mouth and they can be found anywhere in the house. She has a habit of putting them places she cannot reach on purpose, and then waiting until you figure out she put them there and throw them for her.
Her sign says:
My name is Aspen and I have a tennis ball obsession. I constantly leave them in places where I cannot get them (dishwasher, freezer, waste basket, behind a gate or under furniture) and then I silently stare or quietly whimper until my humans get and throw them. I have them well trained. I am not ashamed.
Labrad’oh!
I always chew up all the cat’s toys so he never has anything to play with.
I will love him and squeeze him and call him George
Lincoln loves slippers and any thing else on the floor.
Arbitrary Expiry Dates
My bed is 2 months old, but I thought I needed a new one – Thor
I came home one evening to find green “fluff” all over the dining room. I couldn’t figure out what toy he had destroyed, but caught him in the act later on…he had ripped the seams out of his bed, so he could dig the stuffing out!!
Honey badger don’t care
Honey-dog stole this entire large pizza while Mum and Dad were out. She is not sorry!
Playroom Party Pooper
Our dog is having trouble dealing with the fact his old hang out room, has become the baby’s new playroom. He has sought his revenge in the way of pooping in it at least once a week. Although, he is so very sorry after he does it. 🙂
Gift Jealous of Gift
‘I’m the Birthday present jealous of the Christmas present’ I’m not sorry, Navi xx
My boyfriend bought me Navi, a white german shepherd puppy for my Birthday and a Nintendo 3ds for Christmas. One day I went out and left my DS on the windowsill. I came home to find my DS completely chewed and now does not work. Ironic as I was playing Nintendogs which she managed to eject from the slot and left untouched!
It’s not my fault, people are gross!
Someone indulged in too much on St. Patrick’s festivities, and while on a walk, Rudolf made a beeline for the aftermath. I couldn’t get him away fast enough. He’s not sure what the fuss was about. Gross!
