I pooped in the kitchen, and Mike stepped in it with his BARE FEET.
This is my sorry face.
Daddy knows the gate is supposed to stay shut, it is his fault Rocky pooped in the kitchen.
Sorry, Mike!
Diaper Thief
My name is “Ace,” but it should be “Diaper Thief.”
My dog, the poop addict.
Hat Pooper
I pooped in my dad’s hat!
I pee where I want!
I cuddled my mom last night. I peed in my sleep all over her. Not sorry! Love Roo
Poop-homing device
Whenever Rosey gets the chance to run off leash, she comes home smeared in disgusting poop. It’s gross!
Rotten Wiener Dog
This is Goose, the miniature dachshund. He keeps finding dead squirrels in the snow and drags them into the house as a prize. This is the fourth one he’s found!
Blessings in Disguise
Skipper was having a rough time on our walk to the park the other day. She was just done. After trying to get her to get moving again; I finally had to borrow someone’s phone and call my husband to pick us up. As I was leaving the park; a very nice lady told met that she wished she had her Lourdes water so she could bless the dog. She also told me that she was on her way to church, and would be praying for us during the Stations of the Cross. It must have worked–she is back to her old good-walking self again!
Her sign: I was SO bad at the park today–A woman wanted to bless me with Holy Water!
Watson is a Fashion Snob
Your purse is so last year. So I ate it…
Full of “it”
Bella is precious but can be toxic!
Primetime puppy
“I couldn’t figure out how to turn the TV on so I ate the instructions.” I came home to find my dog in a mess of paper and the remote. Turns out she ate the TV instructions!
