I decided to bring my dog up to university for a week and she wouldn’t pee when I took her outside. Turns out she prefers my roommate’s carpet!
Riley Had a Great Morning
I had to have a bath because I thought it was a great idea to roll around in another dog’s poop.
Not So Picky Eater
“I knocked a vase of tulips over onto the couch, ate them, then threw them up onto the rug… you’re welcome!”
Pepperly has been dieting and has lost 7 pounds in the past year. She rebels against our attempts to keep her healthy by eating anything she can. Now we know flowers are on the menu too!
Full of shame
our new boston terrier pup ate about a pound of poop from our 97lbs greater swiss mountain. she then threw up the poop in her crate along with pooping herself in the crate, found some way out go her crate and decided to go everywhere in the house leaving poo prints all over the place.
Not exactly teacher’s pet
Tetley the whippet spends a lot of time looking guilty, because he also spends a lot of time stealing and eating (or just destroying) our property. We’re used to it by now, but he crossed the line when he bit the nose off of the teedy bear that Clara had brought home from school to look after,
My manhood for your man cave
This is revenge for taking my man parts.
This is my house, go home!
This is Kai. He gets very jealous when I bring the kids home to babysit so he has decided to boycott it.
“I LOVE to pee on and destroy the babies *things because I’m a jealous brat! I have no shame.”
I’m taking a stand!
I ate my granny’s 24 year old, first edition copy of Stephen King’s “The Stand”.
She was right. It is his best book.
What a little Shih Tzu!
I hump the guinea pig.
And I like it!
Carpet Dayum!
I woke up this morning to go to the bathroom. Upon walking to the toilet I noticed that the bathroom rug was soaked only in one spot. It has been confirmed that little miss Suzy tinkled on the rug!