Dog Shaming

That Hot Cheetos Smell

I ate a whole bag of Cheetos, then puked down the A.C. vent in mom’s bedroom….

Hands up, baby hands up!

I eat the legs off my toy then throw them up on the carpet.

Gettin’ Lucky

I poo’d in the house because I was mad that I couldn’t get into bed while my dad was getting lucky.

Finely Aged Book

This book was sitting under my mother’s bed, and apparently the only thing Preston chews on is finely aged book.

the last straw

Astro got into this box of straws while I was taking a shower! He loves to make big messes every chance he gets- he’s luck he’s so cute and loveable!

“I chased a squirrel thru a CLOSED window.” Herman loves the squirrels but when he went after this one it wasn’t on the other side of the yard. It was on the other side of the window. He wasn’t hurt and neither was the squirrel. Just my bank account.

George Washington Needed To Know His Place!

I came home from work and Gizmo decided to go through my work bag while I was in another room. I come out to see the only dollar I had torn up. Guess George didn’t know his place.